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im mando and im a porn artist
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NYYEEROOOOOUUUWWMMM
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*STROLLS THROUGH LIFE WITH NO DISREGARD FOR OTHERS*
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come ogre here n0stalgiatopia
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shitsson:

free sexual themed caillou desktop wallpaper for your computer :)
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ok so my dad (morbidly obese old ass guy who does nothing but sit in front of a computer/television) got on my case for being fat today cause i made waffles for my friends. ok so im just not gonna eat food anymore
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:O THIS IS SO EDUCATIONAL
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before i sold my barbies as at like 12 i went through them and found a ken doll with a bondage harness drawn on it in sharpie
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n0stalgiatopia pls take me tonight. i want all of u
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the amount of crime in my area is getting a little obnoxious.

though i think its just always been this way and wearing ear plugs for 4 years at night rendered me ignorant

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you’re welcome!
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this is my aesthetic
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happy place happy place happy place
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why couldnt i have just been born a duck
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